They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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