I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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