these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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