It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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