if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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