i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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