brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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