So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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