sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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