If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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