she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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