I cannot find my penis.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The struggles of a small town man whore
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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