what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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