If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm going to jail i love you
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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