I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
