He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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