Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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