She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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