So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The air taste purple.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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