i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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