Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
