Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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