Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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