8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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