I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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