I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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