he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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