My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
BRING THE BAGELS
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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