South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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