I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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