She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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