i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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