What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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