Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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