Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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