its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
