dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
