Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
