I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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