im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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