My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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