google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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