Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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