He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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