I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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