Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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