I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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