Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I cockslap morals
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
