Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
