Can Purell be used as lube?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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