i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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