420 ftw
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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